Look at you. The three of you. The warrior, the hero… and you.
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
Feeling pleased with myself.
I was in a shopping centre, waiting for my mum, and I had this idea. I ran into this clothes shop and said to the assistant
“Excuse me, what year is this?”
And she was like,
“2014, are you OK?”
So I went
“YES! IT WORKED! WE DID IT!”…
“She’s really encouraged me to find my own style. I didn’t even like patterns before I met her!”
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
Persephone as a dark and off-putting goddess who worries her mother by hanging out with satyrs and making weird stuff like pitcher plants and Venus flytraps. Hades being charmed and intimidated all at once.
Give unto me.
Hamas’ agenda involves firing rockets on civilian targets and infiltrating through a vast network of tunnels to perpetrate attacks against Israel. We are here to stop it.